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October 31, 2007

Halloween - Then vs. Now

Halloweenmask We are winding down on  our trick or treater's tonight.  I bet we've only had 30 or 40 kids with parents tagging along.  We'll be eating left over candy for weeks!  Wal-mart probably got rich off the candy and costumes.  I read someplace that Halloween is second in holiday spending only to Christmas.  Crazy!!! But mega-churches and the malls have sucked the life out of real Halloween with Kid Safe/Parent Friendly Activities.  When I was a kid you got candy one way - door to door.  There was a risk to take - and you made your own fun.  When I was a kid:

  • You made a costume.  The scarier or bloodier the better.  Hopefully your mom didn't make you dress like a peanuts character, something from the 100 acre wood, or anything else that would get you beat up at school.  If worst came to worse - you got a sheet and cut holes in it and went as a ghost.
  • You went out after dark.  Whats the fun of trick or treating when the lights are on?  Its supposed to be scary!  They started an hour before dark here.
  • You stayed out a long time.  Trick or Treating was a marathon - not a sprint.  And you had to hit every house at least once.  The good ones twice.  And there was always another subdivision to hit.
  • You went a long way.  Today's kids are driven around in mini-vans through upscale subdivisions, and to malls and churches, by packs of flashlight toting parents that are like a neighborhood watch on patrol.  When I was a kid once you were old enough to ride the bus by yourself, you left the house and mom and dad told you what time to be home.  Then you had that much time to fill up the biggest sack you could get. 
  • You went by yourself.  Yes, we lived in the 60's and 70's and believe it or not there were all kinds of dangers back then - but we went anyway.  Heck - we had scary costumes, who was going to bother us?
  • You ate on the run.  Rumors abounded about candy apples filled with razor blades and home baked goods laced with LSD - so you had to eat a lot of your bounty before you got home and mom tossed it out because it might not be safe.  Home made cakes, popcorn balls and candy apples were big scores!
  • You carried a big sack.  We carried pillow cases - not 6" plastic pumpkins or decorator plastic bags with handles and a pumpkin theme.  The goal was to have enough candy to last till easter after mom took her cut to weed out all the candy that might contain glass or dope.
  • You gave a few tricks.  As we got older and (not so) wiser we realized there was some "fun" to be had so there was an occasional smashed pumpkin in the street, an house that got egged, a burning bag of dog crap on the porch, or toilet paper rolling that had to be done as well. 

I miss the old Halloween.  I think Wal-Mart, mega-churches, and people raised in the era of the consumer product safety commission ruined a great holiday for kids!

Me and the Red Hot Chili Pepper

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Fairy & Grandfather

Kids are a blast at Halloween!

Fairy

Alien Abduction

And yes there was anal probing involved.   I think they did that end.  I know they did my throat (EGD) to check for hiatal hernia, my colon via the colostomy to check for for damage from the diverticulitis.  They may have scoped the lower section of the colon too.  feel like many who claim to be abducted by aliens must feel like.  Disoriented from the Versed (I think thats what they use to keep you responding to their instructions but you cant remember anything.) and gassy from the scope procedures.  Its all sort of humiliating - but the Versed makes you forget.  If I recall everything, the doc said no problems and I'll probably get my colostomy reversed before thanksgiving.  Thats the news I wanted to hear. 

Thanks so much for those who sent email and prayed for me and encouraged me those go around.  There is light at the end of the tunnel and its getting brighter every day.

I was hoping they would video it so I could post it to youtube.  No luck with that.  Dang.

October 30, 2007

Are you going to evolve - or stay where you are?

Tomorrow (Oct 31) is the last day to get the early bird pricing on the Churchplanters.com conference at Mountain Lake.  If you are a church planter you NEED this conference.  Most conferences fill your heart and fuel your passion.  This one will do that and fill your head and fuel your team.  You will walk away with things you can use immediately.  They have a great speaker lineup for the main sessions but you need to bring a ton of team members cause you do NOT want to miss the breakouts.  This is not JUST for church planters.  This is for any pastor and church leader.  If you are not a pastor, offer to pay your pastor's way.  $99.00 can't be beat!

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October 29, 2007

Bootcamp

Just installed Windows XP via Bootcamp on my Macbook Pro. I worked in IT for 15 years and never had an OS install work that easy. It still took way longer and had more configuration and reboots than Mac OS X - but Apple even does Windows right! I don't plan to use it much but need it as a backup for our worship software (Easyworship) till we can transition to Pro Presenter. Im loving Leopard!!!

The Last Supper

Just had a great Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich with an ice cold glass of milk.  This will be my last meal till Wednesday afternoon.  Tomorrow I begin my Halloween Prep for my colonoscopy.  Not looking forward to it - but its the next step in my colostomy reversal.  I will be SO glad this is over!!!!

Its Here, Its In, Its Hot!

Osx

Finished my OS X 10.5 Upgrade. I actually formatted and started over. Piece of cake. Backed up my data to a DVD, Formatted and installed, pulled out my Tiger DVD and installed iLife, ran system update, restore my data and back in business - but sexier than ever.

October 28, 2007

Sunday Mind Dump

  • Absolutely loving our "All In" Series at Crosspoint.  We haven't done a whole lot of video and stage props with this - but its definitely my favorite topic - casting the vision of our church. 
  • I have "preacher hangover" already - Dang it hurts!
  • My fantasy football team stinks.  Thats the nice way of putting it.  Im going to loose to the league loser. I hate you right now Chris
  • I am LOVING my Macbook Pro.  It boots in 40 seconds!!!  Can your Windows PC do that?
  • Im going love it more when my copy of Mac OS X 10.5 (Leopard) shows up tomorrow.
  • Attendance was up significantly today.  That was great.
  • We implemented some of the "Best Practices" from Mountain Lake today that we learned at the Practicum and it looks like its REALLY going to help!
  • Colonoscopy and Endoscopy on Wednesday.  Not looking forward to the prep work for that!
  • I have some of the best friends in the world. 
  • God showed me today that he can take care of me in a way I never expected!  WOW!  One day I'll blog about it.
  • Our Volunteer teams are awesome and after our next Volunteer Connection class they'll be even better.  We had a LOT of people sign up for the next class.  If you missed the chance to sign up send email here
  • I can't wait till week after next.  We are going to do something crazy at Church for All In!
  • The Vibe in our lobby was great today.  We are changing some things up a little and going to be adding some "features" soon that will really enhance what we are doing and help people Connect.
  • I taught about reaching unchurched (lost) people today.  I may have scared people when I said a church that is all in to reach people far from God gets messy!
  • Huge game for Bama next weekend.  I think we could take LSU.  Be nice to beat them and Auburn and whoop Tennessee again in the Championship.  A guy can hope right?
  • Wish I could make the Auburn-Tennessee Tech game this weekend.  I was going till I got sick.  I'd hate to get all excited at something at the game and accidentally bust open a colostomy bag on some Auburn Fans...Actually that might be kind of funny.
  • In the event that Bama doesn't beat LSU - Im looking forward to LSU showing Ohio State what real football is in the National Title Game. I mean come on - has Boston College Played anybody?  It'll be great to see Ohio State take yet another shellacking by an SEC team!
  • My wife is out of this world.  She's crazy hot too!
  • I love church planting
  • I am wiped out and my head is hurting so I'm done.

October 27, 2007

SEC Football

Well, Chris Elrod will be eating a home baked humble pie courtesy of Gary Lamb.  Georgia proved once again that there is football and then there is SEC football and they are two different things.  Im convinced if any of the SEC's top teams (LSU, Alabama, Georgia, Auburn) were in ANY other conference they would be ranked in the top 3 at least at this point and would probably play for the national title by the time it came around.  I love SEC Football.  Looking forward to the old ball coach getting knocked out of the top 25 by the Vols in a few minutes.  What a crazy year!  I love SEC Football!

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